Saturday, September 27, 2014

Ideating about Anime

I'm sitting in the lobby of SF playhouse, soo excited to see Pop's opening night.  He is in a show called Ideation, by Aaron Loeb, and it is a quite exemplary play. Opening nights at the Wisely house are very celebratory occasions. Ever since I was very small, I attended Every opening night of my father's, unless it was inappropriate. There must always be a card or gift involved. Not only from the audience member (in this case, myself), but from the actor in the show to the others.

My mother has just informed me that about 30 minutes have gone by.  And to think I haven't yet told you what I was dying to. Well, ok, here's the scoop.  Because of an overwhelming wave of watching it's trailers, I have now, finally, restarted Black Butler. I knew in
My deep nerdy heart that it was the best anime for me.  However, to avoide overload, I am so quitting
Soul Eater. There I said it.

Animetedly yours,
Liv

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Conversations with a belated blogger

Recently, I had a conference over my rather long term disappearance from cyberspace publishing.
I wish to share some of those conversations.

Me: All right everyone, I will now be taking questions from the fore.

Q:  Uhh, Ms.Liv, mam, do you think you could tell us why you have been gone from your blog so long? 

Me:  Err....One reason is my schoolwork load is obscene and I have had hardly and time to use recreational computer at all, and secondly,  when I have time, I write fan-fiction on Quotev. 

Q:  Madam Liv, I'd like to ask why you waste your time on Quotev?  

Me: (Sniff)  I'm a legitimate nerd! 

Q:  (sighs and leaves office)

Reporter #1:  (Walks in) Soooooo, miss, madam, miss'us, do you think you could give me a picture!  For the daily news?

Me: Oh, of course! (takes picture out of coat and gives it to the Reporter)

Reporter #1:  (smiles and gives the daily news to me) (leaves)

Reporter #2: (comes in)  Oh, hello, you MUST be Ms.Liv.

Me: ? Must I ?

Reporter #2: ?????....Uhhhhh...well we wanted to talk to you, we are from the press!

Me: Great, you can press my pants! (duh,dum ) 

Reporter #2:  Uh, no, we are reporters.

Me: Oh...RIIIIGHT.  Well, I just need my pants pressed, so get out of here. 

Reporter:  Well, It was wonderful to meet you.  (Shakes hand)

Me:  Thanks, it was a great experience for a nerd like me.

Reporter: Oh, well that's just-YOU"RE A WHAT?!  Smithers, get the hand sanitizer.  I'll get the
has-mat suit.  

Me: Hmmmmm.

(The door opens and a Scientist in wheelchair rolls in accompanied by a slight fellow with shaggy hair and Google glasses)

Scientist:  (through the mechanical voice created by his computer)  Hello.  Are you Liv?

Me: Why yes, yes I am.  Who might you be?

Scientist: (through computer voice) That's not important.  I was just wondering if I could borrow your Science textbook.

Me:  Sorry, but I loaned it out to Einstein years ago and he's never returned it!

Man with Google glasses:  Then might I take a look at your PC.

Me: I don't have one.  I use Apple.

(The man in Google glasses scowls and they both turn and leave.)

Me:  Those genius types are all the same.  Black holes and software, honestly.  Well, I have time with just one more appointment.

(The door opens. The Doctor and Sherlock Holmes walk in)

Me: ugh, what is it boys?

Sherlock: (blushing) Um...Can you solve this sudoku puzzle for me?

Me: (Sigh.  Takes the puzzle, solves it and hands it back to him)

Doctor: And...I need your help again.

Me: You can't be serious.  Do I need to save the world again?!

Doctor: Yeah. (looks at down at his shoes)

Me:  Alright FINE. But this is the last time okay!

(walks off with them)

The End .....for now....