I wish to share some of those conversations.
Me: All right everyone, I will now be taking questions from the fore.
Q: Uhh, Ms.Liv, mam, do you think you could tell us why you have been gone from your blog so long?
Me: Err....One reason is my schoolwork load is obscene and I have had hardly and time to use recreational computer at all, and secondly, when I have time, I write fan-fiction on Quotev.
Q: Madam Liv, I'd like to ask why you waste your time on Quotev?
Me: (Sniff) I'm a legitimate nerd!
Q: (sighs and leaves office)
Reporter #1: (Walks in) Soooooo, miss, madam, miss'us, do you think you could give me a picture! For the daily news?
Me: Oh, of course! (takes picture out of coat and gives it to the Reporter)
Reporter #1: (smiles and gives the daily news to me) (leaves)
Reporter #2: (comes in) Oh, hello, you MUST be Ms.Liv.
Me: ? Must I ?
Reporter #2: ?????....Uhhhhh...well we wanted to talk to you, we are from the press!
Me: Great, you can press my pants! (duh,dum )
Reporter #2: Uh, no, we are reporters.
Me: Oh...RIIIIGHT. Well, I just need my pants pressed, so get out of here.
Reporter: Well, It was wonderful to meet you. (Shakes hand)
Me: Thanks, it was a great experience for a nerd like me.
Reporter: Oh, well that's just-YOU"RE A WHAT?! Smithers, get the hand sanitizer. I'll get the
has-mat suit.
Me: Hmmmmm.
(The door opens and a Scientist in wheelchair rolls in accompanied by a slight fellow with shaggy hair and Google glasses)
Scientist: (through the mechanical voice created by his computer) Hello. Are you Liv?
Me: Why yes, yes I am. Who might you be?
Scientist: (through computer voice) That's not important. I was just wondering if I could borrow your Science textbook.
Me: Sorry, but I loaned it out to Einstein years ago and he's never returned it!
Man with Google glasses: Then might I take a look at your PC.
Me: I don't have one. I use Apple.
(The man in Google glasses scowls and they both turn and leave.)
Me: Those genius types are all the same. Black holes and software, honestly. Well, I have time with just one more appointment.
(The door opens. The Doctor and Sherlock Holmes walk in)
Me: ugh, what is it boys?
Sherlock: (blushing) Um...Can you solve this sudoku puzzle for me?
Me: (Sigh. Takes the puzzle, solves it and hands it back to him)
Doctor: And...I need your help again.
Me: You can't be serious. Do I need to save the world again?!
Doctor: Yeah. (looks at down at his shoes)
Me: Alright FINE. But this is the last time okay!
(walks off with them)
The End .....for now....
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